Etiquette has a new judge.

Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde investigate improvised social lawbreaking in a low-stakes fictional true crime podcast that will thrill you. We weekly and boldly prosecute the most innocuous violations of social decorum in a world that’s both too polite for its own good, and too shamelessly chaotic to continue unpunished.

In each episode, only one improviser knows what social law will be broken, leaving the other to react to the unfolding etiquette crime with a mix of shock, confusion, and judgment.

The crime? Social faux pas that we all secretly fear.
The trial? Ten to fifteen minutes of litigation.

We bravely dig into these micro-crimes, cross-examine experts (ourselves), and debate whether these laws should be upheld, expanded, or struck from the record entirely.

Tune in for untrue crime, biting social commentary, courtroom drama (minus the stakes), and the gratification of seeing manners put on trial. It’s a procedural like no other, where the crime is petty, but the discussions are downright serious.

In a world teeming with rules you didn't even know existed, Premeditated is your court of last resort.